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Lefties need not apply How can these sinister types know anything about our concerns and worries? They’re flipped all around. They’re mirror-images of normal people, and a hallmark of elitism is obsession with mirrors and images. These gaucheries are often applauded for being great pitchers and for being creative, out-of-the-box thinkers. Think again, I say — with the Dow moving out of its own box, we need people who can think it back inside the box. Inside-the-box thinking is exactly what this country needs. Not strikeouts. You may think this is an anti-Obama rant — but it’s not. Obama is left-handed, yes, but so is McCain. Sure, he comes across right-handed, but don’t be fooled. Total lefty. Seems like no matter what we do this year we’re going south. We’ve had other wrong-handed presidents lately: Ford, Reagan, first Bush, Bill Clinton. (At least our current president is right-handed!) I don’t know about you — or, rather, I think I do, so I’m just gonna say what you’re all thinking. You’re tired of the anti-dextrous. You’ve had enough of their special rights and scissors. You’re sick of their lack of empathy for the north-limbed, the majority after all, who have suffered so long at their satanic hands. You tell me, and I hear you, that America is all about democracy. Democracy means majority wins. Period. The southern-appendaged are not part of the majority.
And yet, here we go again.
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